Allow me to explain…
I bust my entire ass last night on the dance floor. Thank GOODNESS it was early when a majority of the people hadn’t arrived and I wasn’t even a full glass in.
Don’t try me! I SAID… I. Was. Sober.
Anyway…I’ll allow the text message screenshots below explain to the story to you. I had to give my Good Judy the entire pot of tea.
The objective was to take a photo with a friend of mine. I attempted to walk over to a table to put my drink down but my feet were stuck together. By the time I realized my laces were intertwined within the opposite boot’s lace hook it was a wrap. FFFWWWAAAAAAPP!!!!
I ended up falling really hard on my elbow and scuffed it up. The hardwood floor and I became acquainted but all I did was laugh. Freak accident is an understatement!
My BFF, who ain’t worth TWO DAMN CENTS, didn’t even see me fall but walked over to me and yelled…
“DAMN! YOU DRUNK ALREADY?”
That was preceded with laughter as she walked away. Didn’t help me up or check to see if I was okay because she said I was laughing. I was. She still ain’t worth a fly’s coochie (lol).
Aside from the party staff rushing to see if I was okay and innocent bystanders laughing, I got up and strutted my stuff like it never happened to get another drink.
Oh yeah…about the party…
Well, the bestie sent me an email about it and I was game. It was called The Ultimate House Party (#UHP), hosted by Smirnoff. I don’t believe there was an occasion or maybe someone locally won a contest to have the party in Detroit?? I don’t know but who cares anyway when free food and liquor is involved?!?
It was held in a beautiful open loft in Corktown that I’d been to in the past for a black tie event. They had it decked out with Smirnoff paraphernalia, red lights and a plethora of bars!
I thought the DJ was going to only play Top 40 music all night but he actually turned it up at the middle of his set. The promo girls told us to upload our photos with the #UHP hashtag on Instagram so they could be printed out. We were hamming it up all night with the photos!
Overall it was a great random Thursday eve party. It was over at eleven and fortunately, no one stumbled out of there looking a hot drunken mess….especially NOT ME after that catastrophe of a fall. Check out more of the photos below!The Ultimate House Party x The Ultimate Shoe Malfunction Allow me to explain… I bust my entire ass last night on the dance floor. Thank GOODNESS it was early when a majority of the people hadn’t arrived and I wasn’t even a full glass in.
The weather in Michigan over the weekend was perfect! The sun was shining full throttle and even though there was a bit of chill in the air, the backdrop was a perfect autumn day. Per my usual…brunch was to be had!
Jacket, Cardigan and Leggings courtesy of H&M | Michael Kors Handbag
This was my second trip to Social Kitchen and Barin Birmingham. My Libra Bestie accompanied me since this was her…